1 00:00:00,433 --> 00:00:02,600 (guitar music) 2 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,267 (guitar music) 3 00:01:01,367 --> 00:01:03,933 (phone rings) 4 00:01:12,967 --> 00:01:17,067 - (sighs) Come on, bloody thing. 5 00:01:22,233 --> 00:01:23,267 - Who is it? 6 00:01:27,533 --> 00:01:28,967 - Justice Gitman. 7 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:35,433 - She changed a bit, the old area. 8 00:01:35,533 --> 00:01:36,400 - Yup. 9 00:01:37,533 --> 00:01:39,767 - Did you ever come back here 10 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:41,600 after that last time? 11 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:44,933 - You? 12 00:01:45,067 --> 00:01:48,067 - Never return to the scene of the crime. 13 00:01:48,133 --> 00:01:50,433 You know, Lily still claims she doesn't know why she did it. 14 00:01:50,533 --> 00:01:52,100 Or won't admit why. 15 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,733 - Is this hard enough, Alan? 16 00:01:56,833 --> 00:01:59,800 What's done is done, let it go. 17 00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:00,867 Here. 18 00:02:01,833 --> 00:02:02,933 - Oh, thanks. 19 00:02:06,100 --> 00:02:09,367 (trash clatters) 20 00:02:09,467 --> 00:02:11,467 (sighs) 21 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:31,933 (somber music) 22 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:03,600 - Talks and features. 23 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:04,733 - Guess who? 24 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:08,633 Sorry to hassle you at work, I've... 25 00:03:08,733 --> 00:03:12,067 I've no other number for you these days. 26 00:03:12,167 --> 00:03:13,100 Did you get that message from Alan 27 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,600 about everyone hooking up tonight? 28 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:15,967 - Lily rang, yes. 29 00:03:16,067 --> 00:03:18,633 - Doesn't take an Einstein to work out why, eh? 30 00:03:18,733 --> 00:03:20,133 - Such insight. 31 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:23,700 What did you do with the real Jack Walsh? 32 00:03:24,933 --> 00:03:26,700 - How have you been? 33 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,633 The World Service, how's all that going? 34 00:03:29,733 --> 00:03:31,800 - Plugging away. You? 35 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:32,733 - Ditto. 36 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:38,233 Best round the others up. 37 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:42,967 Be good to see you again, Charlie. 38 00:03:45,467 --> 00:03:46,333 Ditto. 39 00:03:48,133 --> 00:03:50,700 (phone beeps) 40 00:04:03,067 --> 00:04:05,833 (dramatic music) 41 00:04:23,733 --> 00:04:24,600 - Oh! 42 00:04:30,333 --> 00:04:31,200 Thank you. 43 00:04:34,967 --> 00:04:36,067 Oh, keep it. 44 00:04:37,067 --> 00:04:37,867 Keep it. 45 00:04:40,233 --> 00:04:41,067 For you. 46 00:04:42,267 --> 00:04:43,367 It's for you. 47 00:04:49,467 --> 00:04:50,233 Standard, please. 48 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:53,333 - [Newspaper Man] Here you go, love. 49 00:05:02,367 --> 00:05:03,567 - [TV Reporter] Shadow Northern Ireland Secretary 50 00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:05,800 Airey Neave was today killed by a car bomb 51 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:07,733 as he left the House of Commons. 52 00:05:07,833 --> 00:05:09,300 So far, two groups, 53 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:12,233 the Provisional IRA and the Irish National Liberation Army 54 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:14,133 have claimed... 55 00:05:14,233 --> 00:05:16,733 (banjo music) 56 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,800 - What's the deal with meeting Alan tonight, any idea? 57 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:30,700 - All I got was the message he left for me at the clinic. 58 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:34,533 I picked up your suit from the dry cleaners. 59 00:05:35,367 --> 00:05:37,300 And ironed your shirts. 60 00:05:39,367 --> 00:05:41,100 And your Post's on the table, over there. 61 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:45,400 (TV News Reporter talks in the background) 62 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:07,367 - Oh. 63 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:08,367 Excuse me. 64 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:13,267 Why don't I save you the bother, eh? 65 00:06:13,367 --> 00:06:15,533 Assume the usual position? 66 00:06:18,267 --> 00:06:21,300 - [Policeman] Everyone's a comedian. 67 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,267 - Hey! 68 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:47,067 These two reprobates you know. 69 00:06:47,167 --> 00:06:48,700 - Hiya. 70 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,067 - And this is Alan. 71 00:06:50,167 --> 00:06:53,800 - Is it me, or are they getting younger and younger? 72 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:55,367 - This is Lilly. 73 00:06:55,467 --> 00:06:58,600 They used to flatshare with us. 74 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:00,533 - Last but not least. 75 00:07:03,833 --> 00:07:05,867 - No, actually, he's last. 76 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:09,133 - Excuse me, I'm just going to say hello to the others. 77 00:07:09,233 --> 00:07:09,967 Lilly. - Hey. 78 00:07:10,067 --> 00:07:11,067 How are you? 79 00:07:11,167 --> 00:07:11,900 - I'm good. 80 00:07:12,067 --> 00:07:13,067 - Lovely to see you. 81 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:14,067 Charlotte. 82 00:07:16,267 --> 00:07:17,467 Victor. 83 00:07:17,567 --> 00:07:18,433 - Hi. 84 00:07:19,367 --> 00:07:21,133 - Right, here we are. 85 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,233 Jack. 86 00:07:23,333 --> 00:07:25,300 Jay, sit yourself down. 87 00:07:27,067 --> 00:07:27,867 Well. 88 00:07:29,467 --> 00:07:31,133 Now that the whole clan is here, 89 00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:32,100 and you, 90 00:07:35,967 --> 00:07:40,300 I finally got her to do the deed and say yes. 91 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,433 We're getting hitched. 92 00:07:41,533 --> 00:07:42,800 - Oh! 93 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:43,700 - Congratulations. 94 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:44,600 - Thank you very much. 95 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:45,733 - Well done. 96 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,300 - Very happy. 97 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,833 - When, when, where? 98 00:07:48,933 --> 00:07:50,500 - Six weeks and four days. 99 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:53,067 - It's just a registry office thing, you know, 100 00:07:53,167 --> 00:07:54,567 nothing over the top. 101 00:07:54,667 --> 00:07:55,900 - We'll have to celebrate it. 102 00:07:56,067 --> 00:07:57,367 - It's only a piece of paper. 103 00:07:57,467 --> 00:08:01,333 We're only doing it so we can get a mortgage. 104 00:08:02,167 --> 00:08:04,367 - The romance of it! 105 00:08:04,467 --> 00:08:06,100 - Be the patter of ankle-biters next. 106 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:09,233 Dirty nappies and sleepless nights, yay. 107 00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:12,067 - Somebody's got to preserve the species, Jack. 108 00:08:12,133 --> 00:08:13,633 - Well, good on you, man. 109 00:08:13,733 --> 00:08:15,900 - Thank you very much. 110 00:08:16,067 --> 00:08:17,700 - [Everyone] Cheers! 111 00:08:25,867 --> 00:08:28,333 - And when the dust settles, as it will, 112 00:08:28,433 --> 00:08:32,500 and when the excitement of electioneering dies away, 113 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,700 there is work to be done. 114 00:08:35,667 --> 00:08:38,133 - [Reporter] Mrs Thatcher had her election prospects boosted 115 00:08:38,233 --> 00:08:39,933 by a recent MORI poll, 116 00:08:40,067 --> 00:08:43,133 which gave the Conservatives a 10% lead over Labour. 117 00:08:43,233 --> 00:08:44,267 However, 118 00:08:44,367 --> 00:08:45,967 when asked who would make the better Prime Minister, 119 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:48,633 nearly 10% expressed a preference for Mr Caliber. 120 00:08:48,733 --> 00:08:50,633 - When was it Charlotte moved out? 121 00:08:50,733 --> 00:08:52,667 - Couple of years back. 122 00:08:56,367 --> 00:08:58,967 - What's the story with you two, anyway? 123 00:08:59,067 --> 00:09:01,300 - Just didn't pan out. 124 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:03,400 She was into commitment. 125 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:13,167 I'm on a deadline here, darling. 126 00:09:25,567 --> 00:09:28,900 Do I have to say it in bloody semaphore? 127 00:09:29,067 --> 00:09:31,533 I'm against the clock on this. 128 00:11:00,267 --> 00:11:03,200 - [Jay] Oh, please, God, not again. 129 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:10,700 - Come out, come out, wherever you are! 130 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:11,967 - Run. 131 00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:13,167 Run! 132 00:11:13,267 --> 00:11:14,233 - There's one! 133 00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:15,500 Get the nonce! 134 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,400 (sobs) 135 00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:00,600 ("London Calling" by The Clash) 136 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:03,133 * London calling to the faraway towns 137 00:12:03,233 --> 00:12:04,233 - You don't have to go far 138 00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:06,100 to see that Westminster's 800 dustmen 139 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,267 are already being missed. 140 00:12:08,367 --> 00:12:10,333 Burnable rubbish is piled up against the wall 141 00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:12,200 and it is certainly a potential hazard. 142 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:16,067 - What were the papers I need to sign? 143 00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:18,567 - Just your signature on an amendment 144 00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:21,633 to your trust fund from your grandfather. 145 00:12:21,733 --> 00:12:25,067 His solicitor is trustee, and he's retiring. 146 00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:26,300 Signature. 147 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:27,267 Date. 148 00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:33,933 Oh, I caught a couple of your 149 00:12:34,067 --> 00:12:35,733 Tribune articles the other day. 150 00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:37,300 One on Nicaragua. 151 00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:45,467 And the other on the Russian threat in Afghanistan. 152 00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:46,700 I suppose it's too much to hope 153 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,500 you'd write something about the carnage 154 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,667 the unions are wreaking on the home front. 155 00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:53,600 Dear God, we've even got print unions 156 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:55,533 who refuse to print copy they don't agree with! 157 00:12:55,633 --> 00:12:57,833 - So you think it's down to Thatcher to 158 00:12:57,933 --> 00:13:00,700 lead us all to a brave new world? 159 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:03,833 She alone can slay the dragon of the unions. 160 00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:06,933 It wasn't that long ago you thought she was a bloody joke. 161 00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:08,467 - Yes, well, I... 162 00:13:10,367 --> 00:13:12,200 I underestimated her. 163 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:14,333 She's not alone in that. 164 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,400 - Yes, well, consensus politics is over 165 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,400 and it's your lot that killed it. 166 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:24,067 You know, when Margaret Thatcher walks into Downing Street, 167 00:13:24,133 --> 00:13:25,367 just remember 168 00:13:25,467 --> 00:13:29,667 it's your beloved left who held the door open for her. 169 00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:35,067 But I doubt that's something you want to write about either. 170 00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:36,733 Much less admit to. 171 00:13:39,667 --> 00:13:42,767 Just as well you have your trust fund, eh? 172 00:13:42,867 --> 00:13:45,400 Man cannot live by rage alone. 173 00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:16,167 - Jay, wait. 174 00:14:22,067 --> 00:14:23,533 What is it? 175 00:14:23,633 --> 00:14:24,600 Can I help? 176 00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:26,867 Try Punjabi. 177 00:14:32,733 --> 00:14:35,767 (speaks in Punjabi) 178 00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:45,700 - Do you think he might be hungry? 179 00:14:51,867 --> 00:14:53,600 We can't just walk away. 180 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:55,167 There must be something we can do for him. 181 00:14:55,267 --> 00:14:57,967 - It's not our problem, come on. 182 00:14:58,867 --> 00:14:59,733 Come on. 183 00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:12,767 - [Reporter] Coming to speak to BBC Television News, 184 00:15:12,867 --> 00:15:16,567 Mr Thorpe, would you like to give your statement to us? 185 00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:19,333 - Only in this country can a queer on a murder charge 186 00:15:19,433 --> 00:15:21,600 be allowed to fight an election. 187 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:24,600 - Well, he lost his seat and his reputation. 188 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:28,067 Guilty or not, he still got punished. 189 00:15:28,167 --> 00:15:31,200 - You've not got a problem with it, do you? 190 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:32,533 The gay thing. 191 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:34,800 - No. 192 00:15:36,867 --> 00:15:38,767 - I find it repugnant. 193 00:15:41,133 --> 00:15:41,867 All right? 194 00:15:41,967 --> 00:15:44,667 I'm not proud of that, but I do. 195 00:15:45,867 --> 00:15:47,167 - You need to get a grip, man. 196 00:15:47,267 --> 00:15:49,167 I mean, really. 197 00:15:49,267 --> 00:15:51,933 Lilly says the same thing. 198 00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:55,233 God knows how she puts up with us, eh? 199 00:16:05,267 --> 00:16:08,167 - Well, I thought you'd never ask. 200 00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:12,567 - I know it's only a registry office job, but, 201 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:15,933 well, I still need a best man, don't I? 202 00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:17,200 - Oh. 203 00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:19,500 - No, it's just, you know. 204 00:16:21,933 --> 00:16:24,067 - Don't know what to say. 205 00:16:25,433 --> 00:16:28,700 - What if it's not enough for her, Vic? 206 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,833 You know, me, 207 00:16:32,933 --> 00:16:33,800 marriage. 208 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:38,133 See, ever since she gave up the painting, the teaching, 209 00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:40,200 it doesn't cut it. 210 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:44,400 And I'm hoping that once we have our own home and 211 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,333 we have a family and 212 00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:55,067 that it will be enough. 213 00:16:56,733 --> 00:16:59,700 I mean, all those years waiting for her. 214 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,633 And the idea of life without her. 215 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,467 I'd have no life. 216 00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:13,767 Can I have two more? 217 00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:29,433 - I'm off to get sandwiches. 218 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,067 For lunch. 219 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,767 Any preferences? 220 00:17:34,867 --> 00:17:36,967 - I've got a better idea. 221 00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:49,800 - Blimey. 222 00:17:50,933 --> 00:17:52,267 All change here. 223 00:17:54,767 --> 00:17:57,433 - Right, what are we all having? 224 00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:05,067 - Any sign of a thaw? 225 00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:07,100 - Arctic winds prevail. 226 00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:12,533 Fine looking lads. 227 00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:15,633 Is that the wife? 228 00:18:15,733 --> 00:18:16,700 - Sister. 229 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:20,433 She came over from Jamaica for the ceremony. 230 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:21,500 Ex-wife. 231 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,067 Got divorced last year. 232 00:18:23,133 --> 00:18:26,467 We hung in until the boys went to uni. 233 00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:31,367 But as she said, there's no shame in admitting defeat. 234 00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:32,333 - No. 235 00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,167 - I got my boys. 236 00:18:35,267 --> 00:18:37,067 I got my work. 237 00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:38,467 More than most. 238 00:18:39,633 --> 00:18:42,833 You and Lilly, you stayed the course. 239 00:18:42,933 --> 00:18:45,333 - A few bumps along the way. 240 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:50,067 She secretly smokes, thinks I don't know. 241 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,067 So you're flying solo? 242 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,133 - God, yes. 243 00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:58,767 I am so done with all that. 244 00:19:00,433 --> 00:19:01,933 - Never say never. 245 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,833 - [Charlotte] So, is it right, what Orla says? 246 00:19:13,933 --> 00:19:16,800 You're thinking about taking Silk? 247 00:19:17,633 --> 00:19:19,600 That's amazing, Victor. 248 00:19:23,467 --> 00:19:27,667 - And, have you been seeing anyone since moving out? 249 00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:30,067 - The occasional skirmish. 250 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:31,633 Nothing, you know. 251 00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:33,733 - Why didn't you get in contact 252 00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:36,767 after you left the flat, Charlotte? 253 00:19:39,733 --> 00:19:44,600 - I knew I'd disappointed you, not doing it before. 254 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:48,133 That it took me so long to see the light. 255 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:54,400 - And you don't let it blind you again? 256 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:58,367 - That's one mistake I don't intend to repeat. 257 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,767 - [Man On TV] Good afternoon, Prime Minister. 258 00:20:03,867 --> 00:20:04,767 Hello! 259 00:20:06,467 --> 00:20:08,633 - And I would just like to remember 260 00:20:08,733 --> 00:20:11,267 some words of Francis of Assisi. 261 00:20:11,367 --> 00:20:14,333 Where there is doubt, may we bring faith, 262 00:20:14,433 --> 00:20:15,900 and where there's despair... 263 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,167 - A role model? 264 00:20:17,267 --> 00:20:18,367 You can't be bloody serious? 265 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,100 - She's overcome all the odds, 266 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,100 including the dissenters in her own party, 267 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,933 proved women can aspire to anything we want. 268 00:20:24,033 --> 00:20:26,133 We no longer have to apologize for being ambitious. 269 00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:27,533 - Let me see if I've got this straight. 270 00:20:27,633 --> 00:20:29,200 She carries a female chromosome, 271 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:31,700 so she's automatically furthered the feminist cause 272 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:32,800 in spite of being on record 273 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,067 that she owes nothing to women's lib, 274 00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:37,033 or the fact she's voted against every bill 275 00:20:37,133 --> 00:20:38,933 that might conceivably help women? 276 00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:41,233 - If you weren't so blinded by your precious class struggle, 277 00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:43,467 you'd see what she's achieved is something to celebrate! 278 00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:45,733 - Enough, guys, alright, before it ends in tears. 279 00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:47,233 - I thought we're here to plan 280 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,133 Alan and Lilly's wedding bash? 281 00:20:49,233 --> 00:20:50,267 - They got distracted. 282 00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:52,467 - You can't settle for Anna Ford or Angela Rippon, 283 00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:55,100 no, you have to have a vagina in Number 10 too 284 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:58,767 to prove your point, regardless of her odious politics! 285 00:20:58,867 --> 00:21:01,067 - You've never taken me seriously, have you? 286 00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:02,067 Not ever. 287 00:21:02,167 --> 00:21:03,533 - Oh, yes, all else fails, 288 00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:05,800 let it degenerate into the personal. 289 00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:07,100 Face it, love, 290 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,067 feminism has sod-all to do with her getting into Number 10. 291 00:21:10,133 --> 00:21:13,333 Your hallowed cause is no more than a stick to beat men with 292 00:21:13,433 --> 00:21:16,567 rather than face your own inadequacy! 293 00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:19,133 The word loser comes to mind. 294 00:21:28,733 --> 00:21:29,633 - Victor! 295 00:21:38,567 --> 00:21:40,200 - She stands up for what she believes in. 296 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:43,900 When was the last time you did that, Jack? 297 00:21:44,067 --> 00:21:46,067 If you ever humiliate her again, 298 00:21:46,133 --> 00:21:47,933 you will have me to answer to. 299 00:21:48,067 --> 00:21:51,333 Do you hear me? 300 00:21:51,433 --> 00:21:53,167 - I hear you. 301 00:21:53,267 --> 00:21:54,133 - Look. 302 00:21:54,233 --> 00:21:55,100 Look! 303 00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:59,667 There's only one loser around here. 304 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,233 - Stop! 305 00:22:33,067 --> 00:22:34,500 Stop, wait. Wait. 306 00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:40,900 You're comin' with me. 307 00:22:41,967 --> 00:22:43,433 You come with me. 308 00:23:00,133 --> 00:23:01,067 Okay. 309 00:23:02,433 --> 00:23:04,200 I'm just going to check it. 310 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,667 Make sure it's not infected. 311 00:23:13,167 --> 00:23:14,767 It has glass in it. 312 00:23:16,367 --> 00:23:20,567 My friend, a doctor who lives here, he can get that out. 313 00:23:22,133 --> 00:23:25,767 You'll be as right as rain once that's out. 314 00:23:31,467 --> 00:23:32,500 You know it's... 315 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,467 Sorry. 316 00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:37,633 You know it's not just you they stop. 317 00:23:37,733 --> 00:23:39,167 The police. 318 00:23:39,267 --> 00:23:41,367 They're after drugs. 319 00:23:41,467 --> 00:23:45,833 They stop and search everyone these days who.... 320 00:23:45,933 --> 00:23:48,533 who's from a different culture. 321 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,933 I'm wasting my breath, aren't I? 322 00:23:56,900 --> 00:24:01,133 Okay, you take your clothes off and I'll wash them. 323 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,900 No, don't bother with, oh. 324 00:24:24,067 --> 00:24:25,400 Oh, Okay. 325 00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:28,100 Right, well, I'll take those to be cleaned 326 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,800 and get you some fresh clothes. 327 00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:02,500 (knocks on door) 328 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,533 (door creaks open) 329 00:25:07,367 --> 00:25:08,233 - Yep? 330 00:25:14,067 --> 00:25:14,833 I'm busy, Jack. 331 00:25:14,933 --> 00:25:16,667 - Hear me out, okay? 332 00:25:22,433 --> 00:25:25,633 I was an asshole the other night. 333 00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:27,900 If I could take it back, I would. 334 00:25:28,067 --> 00:25:29,633 - Too little 335 00:25:29,733 --> 00:25:31,233 and way too late. 336 00:25:31,333 --> 00:25:32,433 There's more. 337 00:25:37,967 --> 00:25:39,633 I've applied for selection as the Labour candidate 338 00:25:39,733 --> 00:25:41,367 in the by-election. 339 00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:45,367 - Tough seat. 340 00:25:45,467 --> 00:25:47,267 The Tories won the past two elections there. 341 00:25:47,367 --> 00:25:49,100 - It's a place to start. 342 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,600 - Or a lost cause. 343 00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:54,067 - Well, then, we're made for each other. 344 00:25:56,533 --> 00:25:57,800 - You'll have to get clean. 345 00:25:57,900 --> 00:25:58,867 - I know. 346 00:25:58,967 --> 00:26:01,767 - [Charlotte] And stay that way. 347 00:26:04,533 --> 00:26:07,567 - I have to make this work, Charlie. 348 00:26:10,767 --> 00:26:12,533 I'm ready for it now. 349 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,933 I'm ready for a lot of things. 350 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,767 Anyway, what I came to say. 351 00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:34,567 You're wrong, 352 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:36,667 what you said. 353 00:26:38,767 --> 00:26:41,167 I always took you seriously. 354 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,067 That's what scared me. 355 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,100 - I've got someone staying a few days, if that's all right? 356 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,067 He's been living rough on the streets. 357 00:27:07,133 --> 00:27:09,067 He has no English or... 358 00:27:10,433 --> 00:27:13,067 The police have been harassing him, Jack. 359 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,767 He needs a roof until I can find him a hostel 360 00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:17,067 or somewhere else to stay. 361 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,700 - You're terminally nice, aren't you, Orla? 362 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,500 Put us all to shame. 363 00:27:51,667 --> 00:27:54,467 (dramatic music) 364 00:28:12,633 --> 00:28:15,067 - Astrology's a big deal in our culture. 365 00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:18,400 I said our star signs are incompatible. 366 00:28:20,067 --> 00:28:23,567 This one, my father elbowed. Her dowry was rubbish. 367 00:28:23,667 --> 00:28:24,867 Too thin. 368 00:28:24,967 --> 00:28:26,267 Too fat. 369 00:28:26,367 --> 00:28:27,233 Big gums. 370 00:28:29,867 --> 00:28:30,733 The latest 371 00:28:33,667 --> 00:28:34,933 over from Delhi with her family 372 00:28:35,067 --> 00:28:37,467 to view prospective husbands. 373 00:28:38,367 --> 00:28:42,200 Even if I rejected her too, my mother would never give up. 374 00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:45,633 It's her life mission to see me married. 375 00:28:46,967 --> 00:28:49,067 - Well, if you told them the truth, 376 00:28:49,167 --> 00:28:50,933 why you can't marry any of them? 377 00:28:51,067 --> 00:28:52,067 - To a Hindu, 378 00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:55,133 the sacred purpose of marriage is to procreate. 379 00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:56,400 Homosexual men can't do that. 380 00:28:56,500 --> 00:29:00,833 His very existence is a threat to the social order. 381 00:29:00,933 --> 00:29:02,933 He's treated like an outcast. 382 00:29:03,067 --> 00:29:05,067 Someone less than human. 383 00:29:08,667 --> 00:29:12,700 I told myself hit and run sex is where it's at. 384 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,433 No ties, no trauma. 385 00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:20,667 I don't know, maybe it's just another place to hide. 386 00:29:33,167 --> 00:29:35,067 There's a thing we call Dharma. 387 00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:37,633 That which is truth is Dharma. 388 00:29:39,433 --> 00:29:41,133 It means moral duty. 389 00:29:54,867 --> 00:29:56,400 - [Orla] Nice. 390 00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,067 - It's rented. 391 00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:02,200 They had a dream of one day owning their own place, but 392 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,233 just something else they sacrificed 393 00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:06,067 to get me through medical school. 394 00:30:06,967 --> 00:30:09,167 - Is that your brother? 395 00:30:09,267 --> 00:30:11,600 - Yeah, I need him there to translate. 396 00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:13,200 My mother speaks no English, 397 00:30:13,300 --> 00:30:16,900 and my Punjabi's crap at the best of times. 398 00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:24,200 - You don't have to tell them, Jay. 399 00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:28,967 A sin of omission can be less cruel than the truth. 400 00:30:29,067 --> 00:30:30,933 - But sin nonetheless. 401 00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:37,567 - (sighs) Do or die, eh? 402 00:31:05,067 --> 00:31:07,200 (buzzing) 403 00:31:15,667 --> 00:31:17,367 - Hello, Jack. 404 00:31:17,467 --> 00:31:20,733 I would say I happened to be passing 405 00:31:20,833 --> 00:31:22,767 but I think your finely-tuned shit detector 406 00:31:22,867 --> 00:31:24,833 would see through that. 407 00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:33,367 - Sorry, I'm... 408 00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:36,333 I'm in the middle of something. 409 00:31:36,433 --> 00:31:38,867 - So your mother said. 410 00:31:38,967 --> 00:31:41,767 She told me about your candidacy. 411 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,933 Are you serious about it? 412 00:31:53,867 --> 00:31:56,733 - The NEC approval of my name on the longlist. 413 00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:59,133 - When's the shortlist due out? 414 00:31:59,233 --> 00:32:00,333 - Any day. 415 00:32:00,433 --> 00:32:02,200 - And do you have the necessary union backing? 416 00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:04,467 - The TGWU signed up. 417 00:32:04,567 --> 00:32:07,267 - Well, you'll need to broaden the base of that, 418 00:32:07,367 --> 00:32:10,200 get the Fabian Society behind you. 419 00:32:12,733 --> 00:32:14,233 - Done and dusted. 420 00:32:21,633 --> 00:32:22,500 Nicotine. 421 00:32:27,367 --> 00:32:29,600 - You'll have to show your face in the different wards 422 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,933 in the constituency. 423 00:32:32,067 --> 00:32:33,367 Press the flesh. 424 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,233 The local candidate could prove a problem. 425 00:32:37,333 --> 00:32:39,167 Better the devil you know, et cetera. 426 00:32:39,267 --> 00:32:42,267 And of course your background will count against you too. 427 00:32:42,367 --> 00:32:43,800 You must be aware of that. 428 00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:44,833 Not to mention the fact 429 00:32:44,933 --> 00:32:47,767 that I used to sit on the opposite benches. 430 00:32:47,867 --> 00:32:51,167 They'll be gunning for you on that too. 431 00:32:55,433 --> 00:32:56,500 - [Jack] One could almost mistake you 432 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,167 for someone who cared, Father. 433 00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:03,233 - It is possible to respect a man's commitment to a cause 434 00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:05,767 without sharing his politics. 435 00:33:07,100 --> 00:33:10,100 It's a trick you've yet to master. 436 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,900 - I'm working on it. 437 00:33:15,367 --> 00:33:17,100 - In the end, it'll boil down to the interview, 438 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,333 how you perform under pressure. 439 00:33:19,433 --> 00:33:23,467 They're bound to pull out all the stops on that. 440 00:33:26,667 --> 00:33:30,267 - A lad from the street Orla's helping. 441 00:33:30,367 --> 00:33:32,700 The police were giving him grief. 442 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,133 - With good cause, if he's not here legally. 443 00:33:36,233 --> 00:33:39,933 Oh, Jack, now is not the time to play the Good Samaritan. 444 00:33:40,067 --> 00:33:42,367 Not when you've come so far. 445 00:33:44,133 --> 00:33:47,600 I'm at the end of a phone if you need me. 446 00:34:31,167 --> 00:34:32,867 - God, you're brave. 447 00:34:36,233 --> 00:34:39,500 Right, shall we find a pub or go home? 448 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:40,433 - Home. 449 00:35:07,367 --> 00:35:10,633 - How goes it on the hostel front? 450 00:35:10,733 --> 00:35:14,767 - Directly his foot is better, I'll get onto it. 451 00:35:16,067 --> 00:35:18,900 Not a problem, him staying, is it? 452 00:35:21,133 --> 00:35:23,767 - We know nothing about him, do we? 453 00:35:23,867 --> 00:35:26,067 - We know he needs help, isn't that enough? 454 00:35:26,133 --> 00:35:29,233 - I mean, we don't know his status. 455 00:35:29,333 --> 00:35:30,500 - Status? 456 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,967 - If he's here legally or... 457 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,767 I've this candidacy thing now, haven't I? 458 00:35:36,867 --> 00:35:39,433 I need to be cleaner than clean. 459 00:35:39,533 --> 00:35:40,833 - Isn't the point of you going into politics 460 00:35:40,933 --> 00:35:43,100 so you can help people like him? 461 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:46,133 Who are vulnerable, who need protection? 462 00:35:46,233 --> 00:35:47,333 Isn't that what you're always banging on about? 463 00:35:47,433 --> 00:35:50,500 - I'm not saying turf him out on the street. 464 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:51,600 Let the Sally Army look after him, 465 00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:54,067 that's what they're there for, isn't it? 466 00:35:54,133 --> 00:35:56,500 - So I've got this straight, have I? 467 00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,133 All the people who you have over, all the women, 468 00:36:00,233 --> 00:36:03,500 the cooking I do for them, the cleaning up after them. 469 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:04,467 One time. 470 00:36:06,067 --> 00:36:08,767 One time I ask to return the favor, this is what I get? 471 00:36:08,867 --> 00:36:11,067 - Come on, don't make me out to be the bad guy here. 472 00:36:11,167 --> 00:36:14,067 It's about the greater good. 473 00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:16,067 Sometimes we have to make tough choices. 474 00:36:16,167 --> 00:36:17,500 - You mean I do. 475 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,467 - No rubbish in sight, is there? 476 00:36:41,567 --> 00:36:42,433 When the strike started, 477 00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:44,100 the Residents' Association got up a rota 478 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,067 to take it to the dump. 479 00:36:46,133 --> 00:36:49,367 You can shut out all the troubles of the world here. 480 00:36:49,467 --> 00:36:51,600 Like a parallel universe. 481 00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:01,633 - It's got everything we want, this, hasn't it? 482 00:37:01,733 --> 00:37:05,700 Everything we talked about, it's all on the list. 483 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,867 This would be a perfect kids' room, wouldn't it? 484 00:37:08,967 --> 00:37:09,700 Eh? 485 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:10,667 Cots and 486 00:37:12,667 --> 00:37:13,800 south facing. 487 00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:15,933 Good for growing veg. 488 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:18,100 The good life, here we come. 489 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,067 Eh? 490 00:37:26,467 --> 00:37:28,567 If it's not what you want, Lilly, you've got to tell me. 491 00:37:28,667 --> 00:37:29,800 You've got to tell me, I'm not a mind reader, 492 00:37:29,900 --> 00:37:31,333 know what I mean? 493 00:37:31,433 --> 00:37:32,867 - Of course, of course. 494 00:37:32,967 --> 00:37:34,267 - We'll keep looking. 495 00:37:34,367 --> 00:37:36,633 - Of course it's what I want. 496 00:37:36,733 --> 00:37:40,700 I'm just I'm just taking it all in, that's all. 497 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:47,167 - Do you... 498 00:37:49,567 --> 00:37:52,200 Do you want to put in an offer? 499 00:37:55,433 --> 00:37:56,300 Sure? 500 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,767 Yeah? 501 00:37:57,867 --> 00:38:00,067 (laughs) 502 00:38:02,067 --> 00:38:02,933 Alright. 503 00:38:06,733 --> 00:38:07,600 Oh, no. 504 00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:09,967 No, no, no, no. 505 00:38:11,633 --> 00:38:13,733 Oh, no, no, no, no. 506 00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:15,433 - [Realtor] How are you doing up there? 507 00:38:15,533 --> 00:38:16,867 - Won't be long. 508 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,233 - Oh, God. 509 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:44,067 - Let me do the talking, okay? 510 00:39:00,667 --> 00:39:03,367 (knocks on door) 511 00:39:03,467 --> 00:39:04,333 - Later! 512 00:39:08,233 --> 00:39:09,867 - His name is Asif. 513 00:39:11,133 --> 00:39:12,967 He's from Afghanistan. 514 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,700 There was some kind of uprising. 515 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,600 He and his family got caught in the crossfire. 516 00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:21,633 His parents and sister were killed. 517 00:39:23,833 --> 00:39:25,900 He escaped through Pakistan into Turkey 518 00:39:26,067 --> 00:39:28,933 and stowed away on a container ship. 519 00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:29,933 He has an uncle in Germany, 520 00:39:30,067 --> 00:39:33,067 which is where he thinks he is now. 521 00:39:34,167 --> 00:39:36,200 I'll take him to the Afghan Embassy tomorrow, 522 00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:39,433 see if they can get him to Frankfurt. 523 00:39:40,533 --> 00:39:42,733 He'll be out of your hair. 524 00:39:47,533 --> 00:39:50,133 (somber music) 525 00:41:57,067 --> 00:41:57,867 Asif? 526 00:42:03,333 --> 00:42:04,200 Asif? 527 00:42:43,967 --> 00:42:46,467 (upbeat music) 528 00:42:46,567 --> 00:42:49,367 - [Man] After the interviews, we'll take a vote. 529 00:42:49,467 --> 00:42:53,633 It'll be a straight vote on a show of hands, no discussion. 530 00:42:53,733 --> 00:42:57,967 The order of interviews will be determined by drawing lots. 531 00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,300 Wait outside till you're called. 532 00:43:19,967 --> 00:43:21,400 - You came. 533 00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:22,500 - Curiosity. 534 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,733 Don't read anything into it. 535 00:43:24,833 --> 00:43:26,500 How are you feeling? 536 00:43:28,533 --> 00:43:30,867 - Crapping myself, since you ask. 537 00:43:30,967 --> 00:43:32,867 - [Jay] You'll be fine. 538 00:43:32,967 --> 00:43:35,733 - I feel like a different person. 539 00:43:36,667 --> 00:43:38,533 The person I'm supposed to be, 540 00:43:38,633 --> 00:43:40,833 if that makes any sense. 541 00:43:40,933 --> 00:43:43,600 - Took your time getting there. 542 00:43:43,700 --> 00:43:45,467 - Not there yet, am I? 543 00:43:45,567 --> 00:43:47,067 - [Man] Mr Walsh? 544 00:43:56,767 --> 00:43:58,200 - Enjoy the show. 545 00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:05,433 - [Woman] You live in London, Mr Walsh? 546 00:44:05,533 --> 00:44:07,133 - If I'm lucky enough to be selected, 547 00:44:07,233 --> 00:44:09,300 I'll move here to live, of course. 548 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,733 - As the son of a Viscount and all the privilege of that, 549 00:44:12,833 --> 00:44:15,633 how can you expect to win the votes 550 00:44:15,733 --> 00:44:19,233 of the working people in our constituency? 551 00:44:19,333 --> 00:44:23,533 - I am here in spite of my background, not because of it. 552 00:44:24,633 --> 00:44:28,700 Since time immemorial, my family has been Conservative. 553 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,767 I make no secret of it. 554 00:44:31,733 --> 00:44:34,333 But I hope the fact that I broke with that, 555 00:44:34,433 --> 00:44:36,733 turning my back on my family to stand for Labour, 556 00:44:36,833 --> 00:44:39,533 will be a symbol to the voters 557 00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:42,867 of the depth of my commitment. 558 00:44:42,967 --> 00:44:43,867 - [Man] In your view, 559 00:44:43,967 --> 00:44:47,433 where was it we went wrong at the election? 560 00:44:51,167 --> 00:44:53,967 - What has the country to show 561 00:44:54,067 --> 00:44:57,367 from the last Labour Government? 562 00:44:57,467 --> 00:44:59,800 An economy riven by strikes. 563 00:45:00,967 --> 00:45:02,667 Rising unemployment. 564 00:45:03,567 --> 00:45:05,467 In hock for billions. 565 00:45:05,567 --> 00:45:07,067 Add to that we... 566 00:45:13,233 --> 00:45:17,233 Add to that our Faustian pact with the Unions, 567 00:45:17,333 --> 00:45:19,133 you have your answer. 568 00:45:21,467 --> 00:45:23,800 We've devised a system where 569 00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:25,600 at party conference, 570 00:45:27,367 --> 00:45:30,633 one man, one single individual, can raise his hand 571 00:45:30,733 --> 00:45:33,467 and account for hundreds of thousands of votes. 572 00:45:33,567 --> 00:45:35,467 While our own rank and file members, 573 00:45:35,567 --> 00:45:37,767 like those of you here today, 574 00:45:37,867 --> 00:45:40,567 ordinary, decent working people, 575 00:45:41,567 --> 00:45:45,733 are excluded from having a voice in your own party. 576 00:45:45,833 --> 00:45:48,933 As the Tories roll back the state with their draconian cuts, 577 00:45:49,067 --> 00:45:51,700 every man, woman and child in this country 578 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,833 will pay the price for our failure 579 00:45:53,933 --> 00:45:56,133 to put our house in order. 580 00:45:57,067 --> 00:45:59,567 We've betrayed the very people 581 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,133 who we're supposed to protect. 582 00:46:04,633 --> 00:46:05,600 In doing so, 583 00:46:05,700 --> 00:46:09,500 we've betrayed the moral values which define us. 584 00:46:11,300 --> 00:46:14,100 Until we're able to admit that failure, 585 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,967 we'll remain, not just unelected, 586 00:46:18,067 --> 00:46:21,367 but unelectable for generations to come. 587 00:46:28,633 --> 00:46:32,433 ("Young Hearts Run Free" by Candi Station) 588 00:46:32,533 --> 00:46:34,567 * Never be hung up 589 00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:38,433 * Hung up like my man and me 590 00:46:40,733 --> 00:46:43,433 * My man and me 591 00:46:44,467 --> 00:46:45,400 ("Boogie Oogie Oogie" by A Taste of Honey) 592 00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:49,133 * Listen to the music and let your body move 593 00:46:49,233 --> 00:46:51,400 - Aw, thank you, love. 594 00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:52,400 - Cheers. 595 00:46:54,067 --> 00:46:54,733 - [All] Cheers! 596 00:46:54,833 --> 00:46:55,933 To Lily. 597 00:46:56,067 --> 00:46:57,767 - [Orla] To Lily. 598 00:46:57,867 --> 00:47:00,300 * Till you just can't boogie no more 599 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,200 * Ah, boogie 600 00:47:03,300 --> 00:47:06,133 * Boogie no more 601 00:47:10,967 --> 00:47:12,567 - Back in a minute. 602 00:47:14,267 --> 00:47:15,067 Thanks for doing that. 603 00:47:15,167 --> 00:47:16,967 - I could barely keep up with her. 604 00:47:17,067 --> 00:47:19,300 - She turned up at my flat this morning. 605 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:20,600 She does that. 606 00:47:20,700 --> 00:47:22,500 She just won't stay on her medication. 607 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,300 Last week, the police rang in the middle of the night. 608 00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:26,967 She was in the street outside her flat, 609 00:47:27,067 --> 00:47:30,067 shouting obscenities at a neighbour. 610 00:47:30,100 --> 00:47:31,600 She thought he'd put a camera in the party wall 611 00:47:31,700 --> 00:47:32,900 to spy on her. 612 00:47:34,333 --> 00:47:36,067 - Can her doctor not do something? 613 00:47:36,167 --> 00:47:38,633 - Short of sectioning her again. 614 00:47:38,733 --> 00:47:41,267 And I can't let that happen. 615 00:47:41,367 --> 00:47:44,333 - Such a load to carry on your own. 616 00:47:46,233 --> 00:47:48,200 He pulled it off, then? 617 00:47:49,967 --> 00:47:52,300 - His finest hour, arguably. 618 00:47:53,133 --> 00:47:56,267 Jay and I went for moral support. 619 00:47:56,367 --> 00:47:59,900 Like I said to him, don't go reading anything into it. 620 00:48:00,067 --> 00:48:02,633 - He bought that, did he? 621 00:48:02,733 --> 00:48:04,367 He's not the issue. 622 00:48:05,467 --> 00:48:07,967 (dance music) 623 00:48:12,333 --> 00:48:14,100 - Have you seen him dance? 624 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,233 Have you seen him dance? 625 00:48:26,267 --> 00:48:27,933 - I forgot to pick up the cake! 626 00:48:28,067 --> 00:48:28,900 The wedding cake! 627 00:48:29,067 --> 00:48:30,300 I clean forgot about the damn thing. 628 00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,433 Now I'm over the limit! 629 00:48:31,533 --> 00:48:33,500 But Jack lent us these. 630 00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,233 The cake shop on Clarence Road? 631 00:48:36,333 --> 00:48:37,633 - Can't Jack go himself? 632 00:48:37,733 --> 00:48:39,233 - He's over the limit too. 633 00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:40,733 Please? 634 00:48:40,833 --> 00:48:43,433 (groans) 635 00:48:43,533 --> 00:48:44,400 Thank you. 636 00:48:45,567 --> 00:48:46,967 - You fancy a spin? 637 00:48:47,067 --> 00:48:48,167 - Duty calls. 638 00:48:49,867 --> 00:48:52,533 - Don't you move from that spot. 639 00:48:55,067 --> 00:48:56,567 - Are you going? 640 00:48:56,667 --> 00:48:58,233 - You stay there. 641 00:48:58,333 --> 00:49:00,700 * Get loose, ya'll 642 00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:04,500 * Gettin' down on the floor 643 00:49:07,067 --> 00:49:09,333 (applause) 644 00:49:12,933 --> 00:49:14,600 - The father-in-law! 645 00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:19,800 - You have kids. 646 00:49:21,133 --> 00:49:24,167 You want to do your best for 'em. 647 00:49:24,267 --> 00:49:27,867 You want 'em to have everything you didn't. 648 00:49:29,433 --> 00:49:32,400 I couldn't always deliver that for our Lilly. 649 00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:34,800 Not for the want of trying. 650 00:49:37,067 --> 00:49:40,233 Oh, it's true, when she came down to London 651 00:49:40,333 --> 00:49:42,100 to do her art thing, 652 00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,133 I didn't get it. 653 00:49:44,233 --> 00:49:48,600 But then she's always followed her own star. 654 00:49:48,700 --> 00:49:50,933 And that's led her to him. 655 00:49:53,133 --> 00:49:55,067 I knew when she first brought him home 656 00:49:55,133 --> 00:49:57,333 that he'd do right by her. 657 00:49:58,767 --> 00:50:01,300 He's pulled himself up by his bootstraps, 658 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,600 made a future for himself. 659 00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,267 Mind you, if he ever let her down, 660 00:50:07,367 --> 00:50:11,533 it's not just Ali who can sting like a bloody bee! 661 00:50:12,633 --> 00:50:16,733 To Lilly and Alan, we wish you health and wealth. 662 00:50:17,700 --> 00:50:19,467 Above all, happiness. 663 00:50:24,033 --> 00:50:24,867 To Lilly and Alan. 664 00:50:24,967 --> 00:50:29,067 - [Everyone] Lilly and Alan. (applause) 665 00:50:29,167 --> 00:50:32,633 - Where the hell is Victor and that cake? 666 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,067 * I am a sex machine ready to reload 667 00:50:55,167 --> 00:50:56,900 * Like an atom bomb about to 668 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,600 * Oh, oh, oh, oh, explode 669 00:51:01,567 --> 00:51:04,633 * I'm burning through the sky, yeah 670 00:51:04,733 --> 00:51:05,700 * 200 degrees 671 00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:09,300 * That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit 672 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,833 * I'm traveling at the speed of light 673 00:51:11,933 --> 00:51:16,100 * I wanna make a supersonic woman of you 674 00:51:45,333 --> 00:51:49,067 * Oh, I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah 675 00:51:49,100 --> 00:51:53,500 * 200 degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit 676 00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:55,733 * Traveling at the speed of light 677 00:51:55,833 --> 00:52:00,200 * I wanna make a supersonic man out of you 678 00:52:00,300 --> 00:52:04,100 - Can I just steal my wife away for a second? 679 00:52:06,900 --> 00:52:08,100 Are you happy? 680 00:52:11,900 --> 00:52:13,600 - What do you think? 681 00:52:34,067 --> 00:52:37,600 - I have the right to make a phone call! 682 00:52:37,700 --> 00:52:40,200 (phone rings) 683 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:49,067 * You make me feel 684 00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:51,633 * Hot in here 685 00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:55,267 - Hello? 686 00:52:58,567 --> 00:53:01,733 - The police pulled Victor up on a stop and search. 687 00:53:01,833 --> 00:53:05,133 They found cocaine in your car. 688 00:53:05,233 --> 00:53:08,333 They're charging him with possession. 689 00:53:10,100 --> 00:53:12,367 You have to go there, Jack. 690 00:53:12,467 --> 00:53:13,600 Put it right. 691 00:53:17,133 --> 00:53:19,067 - If I do, I'm screwed. 692 00:53:20,233 --> 00:53:22,633 I'm finished before I've even started. 693 00:53:22,733 --> 00:53:24,467 - What about Victor? 694 00:53:24,567 --> 00:53:25,767 He'll be struck off! 695 00:53:25,867 --> 00:53:27,733 - He could say they planted it. 696 00:53:27,833 --> 00:53:30,767 Be their word against his, won't it? 697 00:53:30,867 --> 00:53:33,333 You have to ask him, Charlie. 698 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:36,900 Tell him what's at stake! 699 00:53:38,433 --> 00:53:40,067 He'd do it for you. 700 00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:44,333 - What was it you said in your interview? 701 00:53:44,433 --> 00:53:47,467 About being defined by moral values? 702 00:53:49,833 --> 00:53:51,700 Bloody prove it, Jack. 703 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:06,967 - I'm here, aren't I? 704 00:54:07,067 --> 00:54:08,100 I proved it. 705 00:54:09,533 --> 00:54:11,933 - You hesitated, Jack. 706 00:54:12,067 --> 00:54:13,200 You hesitated. 707 00:54:14,067 --> 00:54:16,667 - Thank you very much, officer. 708 00:54:20,067 --> 00:54:23,667 Right, you have access to a telephone. 709 00:54:23,767 --> 00:54:26,533 I suggest you make a call and resign your candidacy 710 00:54:26,633 --> 00:54:29,300 before the press get hold of it. 711 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,867 At least retain some modicum of dignity. 712 00:54:31,967 --> 00:54:32,833 - Dad. 713 00:54:32,933 --> 00:54:33,533 - There's nothing you have to say, Jack, 714 00:54:33,633 --> 00:54:35,433 that I want to hear. 715 00:54:35,533 --> 00:54:36,267 - Dad! 716 00:54:36,367 --> 00:54:38,633 - I've heard it all before! 717 00:54:40,567 --> 00:54:43,967 I'm not fool enough to fall for it again. 718 00:54:54,467 --> 00:54:57,900 - I thought it best if I leave her there. 719 00:54:58,067 --> 00:55:00,767 I've made the bed up in Victor's old room if you fancy. 720 00:55:00,867 --> 00:55:02,367 - Thanks, sweet. 721 00:55:02,467 --> 00:55:03,733 - Night, night. 722 00:55:13,900 --> 00:55:14,733 - Shh! 723 00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:39,600 (dramatic music) 724 00:56:11,967 --> 00:56:13,833 - My cup runneth over. 725 00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:46,633 (dramatic music)